You might also like...

  • The pink panther he's still alive in some of us.
  • Pretty women make us buy beer, ugly women make us drink beer.
  • Dr. Cameron: You want me to tell a man whose wife is about to die that she may have cheated on him? Dr. Gregory House: No, I want you to be polite and let her die.
  • What I feel like when I stop at a red light next to the ladies. What I really look like.