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Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

If at first you don't succeed skydiving is not for you

If at first you don't succeed skydiving is not for you

We will always be friends til we are old and senile... Then we can be new friends.

We will always be friends til we are old and senile... Then we can be new friends.

I want to share everything with you. Let's start from your bank account.

I want to share everything with you. Let's start from your bank account.

Science - because figuring things out is always better than making shit up.

Science - because figuring things out is always better than making shit up.

I haven't lost my mind... it's backed up on a disk somewhere.

I haven't lost my mind... it's backed up on a disk somewhere.

I set off the metal detector again? This is going to make me late for class
the fifth time this week.

I set off the metal detector again? This is going to make me late for class the fifth time this week.

Either cheer up or take off the hat.

Either cheer up or take off the hat.

This year I resolve to be more democratic...and I've made a list of your resolutions! Give up jobs Give up benefits Give up pensions Give up services Give up university Give up health care.

This year I resolve to be more democratic...and I've made a list of your resolutions! Give up jobs Give up benefits Give up pensions Give up services Give up university Give up health care.

My New Year's Resolution is 5760 x 1080.

My New Year's Resolution is 5760 x 1080.