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What I want for Christmas? Candy, lasagna, pizza, popcorn, sandwich.

What I want for Christmas? Candy, lasagna, pizza, popcorn, sandwich.

Dear Santa, if you leave a new bike under the tree, I will give you the antidote to the poison I put in the milk.

Dear Santa, if you leave a new bike under the tree, I will give you the antidote to the poison I put in the milk.

You're not going to blog this. Are you Rudoplh? Nope. This is going straight to Youtube.

You're not going to blog this. Are you Rudoplh? Nope. This is going straight to Youtube.

On the 12th of Christmas my Facebook gave to me,12 dudes I'm blocking, 11 friends just watching, 10 corny topics.

On the 12th of Christmas my Facebook gave to me,12 dudes I'm blocking, 11 friends just watching, 10 corny topics.

It's perfect ! An indoor bathroom! How did you know?!

It's perfect ! An indoor bathroom! How did you know?!

What Rudolph? Unfriended me !

What Rudolph? Unfriended me !

He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're-awake. He knows if you've been bad or good. You need to change your Facebook privacy settings.

He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're-awake. He knows if you've been bad or good. You need to change your Facebook privacy settings.

Will stop singing for 25$.

Will stop singing for 25$.

Christmas is not the time for regrets. That's what anniversaries are for.

Christmas is not the time for regrets. That's what anniversaries are for.

If you kiss Santa you'll get a present.

If you kiss Santa you'll get a present.