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Cocaine so much cocaine.

Cocaine so much cocaine.

Ho Ho Ho motherfucker.

Ho Ho Ho motherfucker.

You're not the real Santa!!

You're not the real Santa!!

Ok! Yes! I went to my old girlfriend's house last night! It's my job!

Ok! Yes! I went to my old girlfriend's house last night! It's my job!

A glass of beer shortens your life by one minute, a glass of wine by
two minutes and a day of work by seven to ten hours.

A glass of beer shortens your life by one minute, a glass of wine by two minutes and a day of work by seven to ten hours.

I couldn't do my homework because my computer has a virus and so do all my pencils and pens.

I couldn't do my homework because my computer has a virus and so do all my pencils and pens.

Thug life.

Thug life.

This woman I met last week says she wants a guy who is "funny and spontaneous". Yet when I tapped on the kitchen window uninvited late at night dressed as a clown it is all panic screaming.

This woman I met last week says she wants a guy who is "funny and spontaneous". Yet when I tapped on the kitchen window uninvited late at night dressed as a clown it is all panic screaming.

Man, I hope they don't find out I paid that cat for my term paper.

Man, I hope they don't find out I paid that cat for my term paper.

Would you like some aloe vera? You just got burned!

Would you like some aloe vera? You just got burned!