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I don't see how walking the dog is more fun than playing with me.

I don't see how walking the dog is more fun than playing with me.

In the moonlight your teeth look just like pearls. Who's Pearl, and what were you doing in the moonlight with her?

In the moonlight your teeth look just like pearls. Who's Pearl, and what were you doing in the moonlight with her?

Thug life.

Thug life.

At first I was like.. but then I lol'd.

At first I was like.. but then I lol'd.

This woman I met last week says she wants a guy who is "funny and spontaneous". Yet when I tapped on the kitchen window uninvited late at night dressed as a clown it is all panic screaming.

This woman I met last week says she wants a guy who is "funny and spontaneous". Yet when I tapped on the kitchen window uninvited late at night dressed as a clown it is all panic screaming.

See, it doesn't hurts! So why does mommy always cries when she steps on it???

See, it doesn't hurts! So why does mommy always cries when she steps on it???

Men also have feelings. For example they can feel hungry!

Men also have feelings. For example they can feel hungry!

Mom told me to smile, it this good?

Mom told me to smile, it this good?

What people think about WEB Developers.

What people think about WEB Developers.

What people think about working for the government.

What people think about working for the government.