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What does USB stand for? Universal Serial Bus. -You're thinking of a bus full of cereal flying through space, aren't you?

What does USB stand for? Universal Serial Bus. -You're thinking of a bus full of cereal flying through space, aren't you?

Shoot me $12.

Shoot me $12.

I'm rich bitch.

I'm rich bitch.

I'd say the negotiations went much better than expected. Bedtime was pushed back 10 minutes.

I'd say the negotiations went much better than expected. Bedtime was pushed back 10 minutes.

You can call me "Boss"!

You can call me "Boss"!

I ate so much, I feel like I’m dying!

I ate so much, I feel like I’m dying!

Put your dog and your spouse in the trunk of the car for an hour. When you open the trunk, which one is really happy to see you?

Put your dog and your spouse in the trunk of the car for an hour. When you open the trunk, which one is really happy to see you?

Pretty women make us buy beer, ugly women make us drink beer.

Pretty women make us buy beer, ugly women make us drink beer.

You're married with children you'll never be free.

You're married with children you'll never be free.

Stay in school or this could be you.

Stay in school or this could be you.