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I haven't lost my mind... it's backed up on a disk somewhere.

I haven't lost my mind... it's backed up on a disk somewhere.

I set off the metal detector again? This is going to make me late for class
the fifth time this week.

I set off the metal detector again? This is going to make me late for class the fifth time this week.

Either cheer up or take off the hat.

Either cheer up or take off the hat.

This year I resolve to be more democratic...and I've made a list of your resolutions! Give up jobs Give up benefits Give up pensions Give up services Give up university Give up health care.

This year I resolve to be more democratic...and I've made a list of your resolutions! Give up jobs Give up benefits Give up pensions Give up services Give up university Give up health care.

My New Year's Resolution is 5760 x 1080.

My New Year's Resolution is 5760 x 1080.

I'm perfectly capable of getting dinner on the table. Hello, Fung Lum's? Do you deliver?

I'm perfectly capable of getting dinner on the table. Hello, Fung Lum's? Do you deliver?

Fran: Excuse me, I need a doctor. Doctor: What are your symptoms?
Fran: I'm thirty and single

Fran: Excuse me, I need a doctor. Doctor: What are your symptoms? Fran: I'm thirty and single

Dear Santa, I have been very good all year. And ... boy fiction is hard.

Dear Santa, I have been very good all year. And ... boy fiction is hard.

Here is a box. Fill it with something and give it to me. Ah the spirit of Christmas.

Here is a box. Fill it with something and give it to me. Ah the spirit of Christmas.

What I want for Christmas? Candy, lasagna, pizza, popcorn, sandwich.

What I want for Christmas? Candy, lasagna, pizza, popcorn, sandwich.